Wednesday, August 31, 2011

File under WTF or holy snappn assholes....

Writer and author Arianna Huffington has been a fixture in politics since the 1990s and thanks, to the Huffington Post, she has become an Internet fixture as well. Now Bluewater Comics is telling the story of how a woman from Greece has become one of the most talked about media personalities in the world in “Female Force: Arianna Huffington” due out in Autumn of 2011.Written by longtime comic book writer Martin Pierro and drawn by artist Nick Justus, the female empowerment comic book series, “Female Force: Arianna Huffington” talks about her time studying in England, her marriage to a congressman, her run as governor of California and how her website was sold to AOL for $315 million.
     Posted at Weasel Zippers

Obama Makes Another Promise His Butt Can’t Cash: Says He Could Add 1 Million Jobs a Month If Congress Would Let Him…

(Reuters) — President Barack Obama said on Tuesday there were a range of policy options available that could create up to a million new U.S. jobs, in remarks ahead of a major economic speech that he will deliver next week.
Obama must boost growth and bring down unemployment to be confident of winning another White House term in the November 2012 general election. Economists are skeptical he will get Congress to agree to significant new spending on jobs.
“We don’t have magic bullets, but what we do have, I think, is the capacity to do some things right now that would make a big difference,” Obama said in a interview with popular radio talkshow host Tom Joyner.
The White House says details of the job creation proposals Obama will unveil next week are still being worked out and it has yet to announce an exact date or location for his speech, although Obama hinted at some of the ideas he would put forth.
“There is no doubt that we can take steps that would mean the economywas growing a percent or a percentage and a half faster. That could mean half a million to a million additional jobs,” Obama said.

          The last time this insanity was tried it worked so well so lets try it again.

          Posted over at Weasel Zippers

Andre Carson: Tea party wants blacks "hanging in a tree"

A top lawmaker in the Congressional black caucus says tea partiers on Capitol Hill would like to see African Americans hanging from trees and accuses the movement of wishing for a return to the Jim Crow era.
Rep. Andre Carson, a Democrat from Indiana who serves as the CBC’s chief vote counter, said at a CBC event in Miami that some in Congress would “love to see us as second-class citizens” and “some of them in Congress right now of this tea party movement would love to see you and me…hanging on a tree.”
Carson also said the tea party is stopping change in Congress, likening it to “the effort that we’re seeing of Jim Crow.”


Refer to page 12 in the Liberal playbook, when and argument is lost fall back
and accuse your opponent of racism

Posted over at Politico


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hurricane Irene Streaker. Live on The Weather Channel in Virginia Beach

Fuckwad wanted this to be portrayed as his Katrina and the media willingly
ran with the ball, this asshat reporter cannot spin that it turned out to be
just a tropical storm.

Terminator - How It Should End

Unreal: White House Issues Talking Points For 9/11 Anniversary – “Not Just About Us”…

WASHINGTON (NYT) — The White House has issued detailed guidelines to government officials on how to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, with instructions to honor the memory of those who died on American soil but also to recall that Al Qaeda and other extremist groups have since carried out attacks elsewhere in the world, from Mumbai to Manila.
The White House in recent days has quietly disseminated two sets of documents. One is framed for overseas allies and their citizens and was sent to American embassies and consulates around the globe. The other includes themes for Americans here and underscores the importance of national service and what the government has done to prevent another major attack in the United States. That single-page document was issued to all federal agencies, officials said.
After weeks of internal debate, White House officials adopted the communications documents to shape public events and official statements, and they sought to strike a delicate balance between messages designed for these two very important but very different audiences on a day when the world’s attention will be focused on President Obama, his leadership team and his nation.
The guidelines list what themes to underscore — and, just as important, what tone to set. Officials are instructed to memorialize those who died in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and thank those in the military, law enforcement, intelligence or homeland security for their contributions since.
“A chief goal of our communications is to present a positive, forward-looking narrative,” the foreign guidelines state.
Copies of the internal documents were provided to The New York Times by officials in several agencies involved in planning the anniversary commemorations. “The important theme is to show the world how much we realize that 9/11 — the attacks themselves and violent extremism writ large — is not ‘just about us,’ ” said one official, who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe internal White House planning.
          These fucks are thick as thieves and deserve nothing but utter contempt.

          Posted over at Weasel Zippers

Fuckwads uncles mugshot

VFW accuses White House of snubbing annual convention

The Veterans of Foreign Wars  convention this week will not feature a top-tier official from the Obama administration, a breach in tradition that the group's commander described as an "insult of the highest magnitude." 
However, an administration official claimed Monday that the White House made "every effort" to provide a speaker for the event, offering up a range of top officials. 
"In all instances, the VFW declined those offers," the official said. 
The veterans group is accustomed to playing host to the
nation's most powerful people at its national conference. Obama addressed the VFW in 2009, followed by Vice President Biden in 2010. 
But the 2-million strong VFW accused the administration of snubbing its members by not providing a "first-tier speaker" for the first time in VFW history. 
"The VFW has had a long-standing tradition of inviting the sitting president to address our convention," Richard Eubank, national commander of the organization, said in a statement, adding that the White House typically chooses a "high-level administration official" to speak if the president cannot attend. 
"It is an insult of the highest magnitude that for the first time in the history of the VFW, the White House has apparently decided that this great and iconic organization of combat veterans and all of its members are not worthy of its notice by not at least offering a first-tier speaker from the administration." 

The senior administration official said the White House did offer several potential speakers, including U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice . The Air Force pitched its secretary and chief of staff; the National Guard offered the Army National Guard director. 
It's not clear why they were turned down. The VFW did not return requests for comment.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said Monday that W. Scott Gould, deputy secretary of Veterans Affairs, will be addressing the convention. He noted that Obama will address the American Legion -- on Tuesday -- but explained that the president simply can't honor every speaking request. 
"The president and his adminihe vetsstration continue to have deep respect and appreciation for our servicemembers and veterans, and this can be clearly seen in this administration's policies and actions," Earnest said. "The president receives many speaking requests throughout the year but he is unable to meet them all. ... And while the president will not be attending the VFW conference in person, he has transmitted to VFW a written message to be relayed to all conference attendees." 
Perhaps incidentally, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry was speaking at that conference Monday. 
The Texas governor's office initially did not respond to the VFW's invitation -- after Eubank last week chided Perry, along with Obama, the governor told the VFW he was able to adjust his schedule and attend. 
At the convention in San Antonio Monday, Perry stressed that American soldiers should be "led by American commanders," griping about international coalitions he described as "multilateral debating societies." 
Asked about the VFW convention Monday, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney did not comment other than to say he doesn't think Perry's invitation factored into the administration's difficulty in fitting VFW into its schedule. 
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, another top GOP presidential candidate, is also scheduled to address the group this week. 

Fucknuts will show up at any and all union goon rallies but no time for the vets.

Posted over at Fox News

Monday, August 29, 2011

A healthy dose of demotivation

Monday eyecandy

File under rotten lil bastards

Chicago • Raised in a $1.5 million Barrington Hills, Ill., home by their attorney father, two grown children have spent the last two years pursuing a unique lawsuit against their mom for "bad mothering" that alleges damages caused when she failed to buy toys for one and sent another a birthday card he didn’t like.
The alleged offenses include failing to take her daughter to a car show, telling her then 7-year-old son to buckle his seat belt or she would contact police, "haggling" over the amount to spend on party dresses and calling her daughter at midnight to ask that she return home from celebrating homecoming.
Last week, at which point the court record stood about a foot tall, an Illinois appeals court dismissed the case, finding that none of the mother’s conduct was "extreme or outrageous." To rule in favor of her children, the court found, "could potentially open the floodgates to subject family childrearing to ... excessive judicial scrutiny and interference."
In 2009, the children, represented by three attorneys including their father, Steven A. Miner, sued their mother, Kimberly Garrity. Steven II, now 23, and his sister Kathryn, now 20, sought more than $50,000 for "emotional distress."
Miner and Garrity were married for a decade before she filed for divorce in 1995, records show.
Among the exhibits filed in the case is a birthday card Garrity sent her son, who in his lawsuit sought damages because the card was "inappropriate" and failed to include cash or a check. He also alleged she failed to send a card for years or, while he was in college, care packages.
On the front of the American Greetings card is a picture of tomatoes spread across a table that are indistinguishable except for one in the middle with craft-store googly eyes attached.
"Son I got you this Birthday card because it’s just like you ... different from all the rest!" the card reads. On the inside Garrity wrote "Have a great day! Love & Hugs, Mom xoxoxo."
In court papers, Garrity’s attorney Shelley Smith says the "litany of childish complaints and ingratitude" in the lawsuit is nothing more than an attempt by Garrity’s ex-husband to "seek the ultimate revenge" of having her children accuse her of "being an inadequate mother."
"It would be laughable that these children of privilege would sue their mother for emotional distress, if the consequences were not so deadly serious for (Garrity)," Smith wrote. "There is no insurance for this claim, so (Garrity) must pay her legal fees, while (the children) have their father for free."
Messages left for Smith were not returned. Steven A. Miner, reached by phone, did not comment. In court papers he said he only filed the lawsuit after much legal research and had tried to dissuade his children from bringing the case.
The Cook County judge who ruled on the case, Kathy Flanagan, declined to assess sanctions against Miner, but said the lawsuit amounted to nothing more than children "suing their mother for bad mothering."
DePaul University law professor Bruce Ottley, who co-wrote a textbook on Illinois tort law, says courts have long carved out an exception to family members suing each other, barring any extreme conduct.
"If junior slips on the rug in the living room and sues mom or dad, that can’t happen," Ottley said.
He said such emotional distress damages are a way for the legal system to address situations — sexual harassment for instance — where there is no physical harm. But those bringing a case to court must prove the conduct was outrageous.

Posted in the Salt lake Tribune

I, Cloddius, Episode II...

And New Yorkers wonder why the rest of the country no longer watches their shows, buys their books, reads their papers and magazines, or in general gives a crap WHAT they have to say anymore.

As far as I can tell, the only reason New York exists nowadays is to make Californians feel better about themselves.

They used to say, "Too dumb for New York, too ugly for L.A."  Apparently New Yorkers are aiming for both now, perhaps in hopes of being admitted to Massachusetts.

The tragedy in this for New York, besides the insult to the beliefs of so many of the 9/11 victims and their families, is this:  Bloomberg is all they've got.  Seriously.  Look at the New York political scene and tell me who they have who can make a credible run for mayor.

It's the same problem the Democrats have with Obama; they've drained the well of viable candidates to the lees and the straw's full of mud; who do they have to credibly primary him — or follow him?

Posted over at Three Beers Later
Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy."And what is your question, Walter?
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse?
Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preachings and beliefs?
Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse?
Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching’s and beliefs?
Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the FUCK happened to Walter?"
Posted by Stevienatt over at Knuckledraggin my life away

Fuckwads drunken uncle

BARACK Obama's long-lost "Uncle Omar" has been arrested for alleged drink-driving outside Boston and detained as an illegal immigrant, The Times can reveal.
The arrest ends a mystery over the fate of a relative that the US President wrote in his memoir had moved to America from Kenya in the 1960s, although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.
Official records say Onyango Obama, 67, was picked up outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham, Massachusetts, at 7.10pm on August 24. Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4x4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him. A report filed with the Framingham District Court said that a breathalyser at the police station registered his blood alcohol at 0.14mg/100ml of blood, above the state limit of 0.08mg.
According to a local newspaper, Mr Obama was charged with driving under the influence and driving to endanger, as well as failing to use a turn signal. He was detained as an illegal immigrant because the US Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement has an outstanding warrant for him because he was previously ordered to be deported to Kenya.
According to local reports, Officer Val Krishtal and another driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting Mr Obama's car, which rolled through a stop sign and took a quick left turn. Mr Obaeep underma allegedly told the officer he had right of way and said he doubted the officer was forced to brake hard as he did not hear his brakes squeal.
Mr Obama pleaded not guilty at his remand hearing, but was held in custody because of the immigration warrant.

Posted at the Australian

A number of media outlets  have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested  last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.
He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: "I think I will call the White House."

Posted at the Washington Times

File this one under: sweep under the rug or blame it on the Tea Party.

Hope N Change

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Wisconsin: Labor Day Parade Organizers Says No Republicans Will Be Allowed To Participate…

WAUSAU (WAOW) — Labor Day parade organizers confirm that no Republicans will be allowed to participate in this year’s Labor Day Parade.
Council president Randy Radtke says they choose not to invite elected officials who have “openly attacked worker’s rights” or did nothing when state public workers lost most of their right to collectively bargain.
The parade is sponsored by the Marathon County Labor Council. A Wausau city spokeswoman said the city does not contribute any money to the parade.
Rep. Sean Duffy’s chief of staff, Brandon Moody, released a statement to Newsline 9:
“Having walked in this parade in past years, Congressman Duffy was hoping that for a moment, we could set our differences aside and simply have some fun in a family-friendly event.”

         Temper tantrum in high gear.

         Posted over at Weasel Zippers

Libyan Islamist Rebels Refuse to Deport Lockerbie Bomber…

TRIPOLI, Libya (AP) — The Libyan rebels’ interim government says it will not deport the man convicted of the 1988 Lockerbie bombing.
The rebel Justice Minister Mohammed al-Alagi told journalists in Tripoli Sunday that no Libyan citizen would be deported, even Abdel-Baset al-Megrahi, who was convicted in a Scottish court and imprisoned for the bombing of Pan Am flight 103, which killed 270 people.

          If my guess is right we still have a battle group in the Gulf of Sidra right now....

Stupidity in action

Suck it Fuckwad.....

Pic Of The Day…

(ABC News) — While Hurricane Irene bears down on much of the mid Atlantic states on its way north, and residents of the Washington, D.C. area have been advised to remain indoors, the elite soldiers who are the sentinels at Arlington Cemetery’s Tomb of the Unknowns remain at their posts.
Since taking over the mission on April 6, 1948, Tomb Sentinels from the Army’s 3rd Infantry Regiment’s “The Old Guard” have guarded the Tomb for 24 hours a day, 365 days a year regardless of the weather.
Sentinels trade off marching in front of the tombs that are the final resting place for unknown soldiers from World War I, World War II and the Korean War. The Changing of the Guard at the Tomb is a popular stop for Washington tourists.

Something Fuckwad and the Wookie never will understand.

Posted over at the Awesome Weasel Zippers

Reservoir Dogs Take Manhattan

Henson's 11

A little mental vacation


Paternity Test Confirms: Martin Sheen Father of Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder, and Countless Other Hollywood Degenerates

LOS ANGELES, CA—It seems a sinister theory floating around Hollywood circles for years is a theory no more.  Faced with mounting pressure from the public, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano finally extracted enough semen from Martin Sheen to conduct paternity tests on upwards of over 20 Hollywood assholes.
“After Martin’s son Charlie’s recent antics, we had enough evidence to subpoena Mr. Sheen for a full gambit of testing,” Ms. Napolitano moaned.
“I don’t have a problem with the testing,” Mr. Sheen admitted, “But what I do not understand is why Ms. Napolitano couldn’t just take a DNA swab from my mouth?” His usual stoic demeanor broke when he cried, “Do you know what it’s like to see Janet Napolitano walking towards you snapping on a rubber glove?  Do you?
Immediate results confirmed Mr. Sheen is indeed the father of Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder, the late Brad Renfro, Sean Penn, Tara Reid, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
When confronted with the results Mr. Sheen laughed hysterically, madly, and then whispered a bone chilling confession, “It’s all about the tiger semen.”
Ms. Napolitano tightened up when asked if Martin Sheen was the father of Michael Moore, “That’s classified information,” pressed she added, “We did find a potential strain possibly linking Mr. Sheen to Mr. Moore but we’ve also found traces of pig, donkey, and Kirstie Alley.  We think the sample may be tainted but I’m sorry I can’t say much more at this stage of the investigation.”
Ms. Napolitano did admit that she spit in four envelopes and mailed the sealed samples to the Commissioners’ of Major League Baseball, the NBA, the NFL, and the Chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
In unrelated news, Barry Bonds committed suicide.

Posted over at Keith Shrugged the blog

Obama takes charge at hurricane command center

US President Barack Obama warned the US east coast was in for a "long 72 hours" as he led his government's response to Hurricane Irene at a disaster command center in Washington.
Obama on Saturday chaired a meeting at the National Response Coordination Center (NRCC) set up at the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) headquarters in Washington, which is marshaling federal and local hurricane-relief efforts.
"This is going to be a tough slog getting through this thing," Obama said during a video teleconference including senior federal officials and local government agencies in the east coast path of Irene.
"It's going to be a long 72 hours. Obviously a lot of families are going to be affected ... the biggest concern I'm having right now has to do with flooding and power," Obama said during the videoconference.
The White House appears to have carefully considered the lesson of Hurricane Katrina in 2005, when a botched response effort and confusion between state and federal agencies inflicted a heavy political price on president George W. Bush.
Obama returned home one night early on Friday from his island vacation on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts and appeared keen to be visibly in charge as the response to Hurricane Irene unfolds.

I feel safer already now that the photo op whore and chief has taken the reins and is
going to stear us through the crisis caused by the Bush weather control devices.