Nah, I'd throw him a rope. Almost pull him out, then let the rope go. Wait until he was almost under, then throw him another rope. Do that until I got bored, then just let him sink.
First thought was an alien facehugger, but such cruelty to xenomorphs is going too far even for me. On reflection, throw the bastard a rope (bristling with fishhooks and dripping with vinegar), pull him out of the bog, and arrange suitable tortures and medical treatments to keep him entertained for as many decades as possible. Forced cunnilingus on Hilary while being cornholed by Big Mike Obama would be a good first act. Pictures of his diseased Microsoft genitals to be published for universal derision.
A WWII depth charge set to shallow. A couple hundred pounds of explosives will get him out of there! He'll be scattered all over the place in bite size pieces for the vultures. Al_in_Ottawa
An anvil.
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Always good to go with an Acme Anvil drop!!!
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Maybe a case of anvils!
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ReplyDeleteNah, I'd throw him a rope. Almost pull him out, then let the rope go. Wait until he was almost under, then throw him another rope. Do that until I got bored, then just let him sink.
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was an alien facehugger, but such cruelty to xenomorphs is going too far even for me. On reflection, throw the bastard a rope (bristling with fishhooks and dripping with vinegar), pull him out of the bog, and arrange suitable tortures and medical treatments to keep him entertained for as many decades as possible. Forced cunnilingus on Hilary while being cornholed by Big Mike Obama would be a good first act. Pictures of his diseased Microsoft genitals to be published for universal derision.
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DeleteFrankly, I'm favoring the RONCO(tm) Rape-O-Matic for starters.
Lasso him around the neck and pull him out with it.....
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ReplyDeleteA WWII depth charge set to shallow. A couple hundred pounds of explosives will get him out of there! He'll be scattered all over the place in bite size pieces for the vultures.
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Absofuckinlutely nothing.
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