Monday, January 26, 2026

I try to run over the parking lot versions every chance I get...


 

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  1. Happened to me on I-95 north of Baltimore at a roadside rest area several years ago. I got a milk shake and French fries at one of the fast-food places inside and as I walked back to my car to continue my drive south, a gull swooped down and knocked the fries out of my hand. I used the five second rule, picked them back up and swung my arms to keep the flying rats away.

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  2. Kill them on sight. They are the mosquito of the avian world.

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  3. we have those little paper umbrellas to keep bird poop out of our drinks

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  4. Spread bread for the gulls to consume, with broken up Alka Seltzer interspersed. Those fuckers can't burp and the red foam is glorious to behold.

    ET2/SS

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