Pitsnipes Gripes

This is one demented site Texts From Last Night 

(303):

I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.

(1-303):

I like the way you think.

 

(587):

Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap

 

(714):

You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.

 

(203):

You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

(508):

Did it finish?

(508):

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.