1. If there is residue on the seat or a puddle around it, find another location. In extreme emergency with no other option, completely disrobe outside the danger zone and employ the kangaroo stance. Keep your shoes on!
2. Always check for paper before releasing payload.
3. Always retain a few old receipts in your wallet in case Caution #2 was not implemented.
4. Have an emergency replacement lower outer garment readily accessible. This is better than the Chaplin Shuffle of Shame, or expulsion by transport personnel.
Always good to hear some positivity, thanks!
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ReplyDelete1. If there is residue on the seat or a puddle around it, find another location. In extreme emergency with no other option, completely disrobe outside the danger zone and employ the kangaroo stance. Keep your shoes on!
ReplyDelete2. Always check for paper before releasing payload.
3. Always retain a few old receipts in your wallet in case Caution #2 was not implemented.
4. Have an emergency replacement lower outer garment readily accessible. This is better than the Chaplin Shuffle of Shame, or expulsion by transport personnel.
The last one was painful.
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