Somebody isn't getting laid for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
Getting laid would be the last of my worries, My dick would shtink as it went into survival mode, grab the bug out bag and head south till I hit Tierra del Fuego, even then I may not be safe.
Somebody isn't getting laid for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
ReplyDeleteGetting laid would be the last of my worries, My dick would shtink as it went into survival mode, grab the bug out bag and head south till I hit Tierra del Fuego, even then I may not be safe.
DeleteYou really shouldn't give me evil ideas.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome, hmmm, ideas, ideas..........>:-)
ReplyDeleteDid this in the USN, 'cept in a car. Loaded the heating vents with baby powder, aimed them all to the drivers seat, turned the heat on high, and left.
ReplyDeleteFriend gets in, inserts/turns key and POOF. White cloud.
We really weren't expecting him to be in his blues.