A freshman at Fairfield University has been charged with a series of drug violations after police said he was advertising sales of illegal drugs using business cards. James Torpey, 18, of Roxbury, Mass., was charged Wednesday with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of marijuana, possession within 1,500 feet of a school and possession of drug paraphernalia after police executed a search warrant at his dormitory room on campus. According to detectives, police received a tip from the university’s security staff that Torpey was selling marijuana to other students and promoting himself with business cards that read, “Bean Marijuana, Inc.” and included his cell phone number.
Best weed selling strategy ever. Literally the last person on planet Earth that I would expect to be selling weed is the dude passing out I Sell Weed Inc. business cards. Like haha, this is great. It’s funny because nobody doing something illegal would pass out business cards with their name and cell phone number on it advertising what they’re doing illegally. What a classic joke. Boom move suspicion on to the guy in the hoodie lurking in the corner with his hands in his pockets trying not to draw attention to himself. I get you James Torpey. Just plain shit luck you got caught because of some narc dickbag. If anything I’d just come back with the same exact tactic. Will be doubly effective.
Got to be and Obama voter....
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