Funbags " opens up " for Playboy interview

‘I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men,’ she told Playboy.

                           Just the thought of mounting that beast is enough 
                           to turn my schmeckle into a short stack of buttons.