Madonna's guarantee: no half-time wardrobe malfunction

 
The self-styled "Material Girl" promised she would not have a half-time clothing mishap such as the one that took place at the 2004 Super Bowl in Houston and exposed Janet Jackson's chest to a global television audience.
"Great attention has been paid to my wardrobe," Madonna said. "There will be no wardrobe malfunctions."

 

 

Just the thought makes me want to " talk to uncle Ralph on the big white phone ".