"Why put on a bra...." reminds me:Wife: sighing, looking at profile in mirror. I wish I had bigger tits, she says.Me: Gives her a square of toilet paper. Here rub this between your tits.Wife: How's that going to help?Me: Well, it sure made your ass bigger.ET2/SS
SO MANY are comment-worthy....but YES, PUNCH THEM IF YOU NEED TO!!! ALWAYS.....
Nice tush on 6, 11, 70, hi Charlie, nice Roman heart (and much else) on 18, 35, nice Rat Patrol post war on 34, hello Dolly.
"Why put on a bra...." reminds me:
ReplyDeleteWife: sighing, looking at profile in mirror. I wish I had bigger tits, she says.
Me: Gives her a square of toilet paper. Here rub this between your tits.
Wife: How's that going to help?
Me: Well, it sure made your ass bigger.
ET2/SS
SO MANY are comment-worthy....but YES, PUNCH THEM IF YOU NEED TO!!! ALWAYS.....
ReplyDeleteNice tush on 6, 11, 70, hi Charlie, nice Roman heart (and much else) on 18, 35, nice Rat Patrol post war on 34, hello Dolly.
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