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Thursday, November 10, 2011

This is one demented site Texts From Last Night 


(303):

I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.

(1-303):

I like the way you think.




 

(587):

Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap




 

(714):

You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.




 

(203):

You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

(508):

Did it finish?



(508):

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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