Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Douchenozzle of the week


         World class actor, judge of fine cinema, hollywood dipshit who knows what is
                                                      best  for us all...

   
       after letting us simpleminded folks know what is bad for us, he got called on it and
                                                 tried to walk it back..





Sunday, February 26, 2012

On the top of my Christmas list this year....


                                                        The Beer Fetcher 2000

                                    My Blog Big Brother answered my wish
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO  looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did  here?”
From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s”.

Time to kill one the best tools the military has with social engenieering....liberal style

In nature, most seals are black, with relatively few white ones. The Navy's SEALs have exactly the opposite problem -- they're overwhelmingly white, with hardly any blacks. So they're trying to do something about it.
It's a fundamental challenge in a democracy with an all-volunteer force: recruits may be drawn from all segments of society, but elite military units -- and none is more elite these days than the SEALs, following their dispatch of Osama bin Laden last May -- tend to draw from small pools of talent. For the SEALs, that includes athletic young men who are smart and good in the water. For whatever reason, that has led to an overwhelmingly white SEAL force.

Read the rest if you have the stomach....